Jews must be sick of Christmas getting all of the attention in the west – so this year they are beating the Black Friday rush and starting Hannukah before Thanksgiving.
Lest you think this is some vast ‘Latkes instead of turkey’ conspiracy, lighten up Al Jazeera America viewer, it is just a quirk of the calendar and won’t happen again for 77,789 years.
But if you are flying anywhere around that time, Hashem yevarach otha, because the traffic is going to have even more old people in the airports than usual.
He’s laughing because his grandmother is going to ruin your Thanksgiving travel. Credit: Fort Myers News-Press
Rosh Hashanah: Jewish holidays come early – Fort Myers News-Press