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Cat Zingano Discovers Life Is Not A Jean-Claude Van Damme Movie

Ever since doing a full split on the ropes in “No Retreat, No Surrender”, Jean-Claude Van Damme was a martial arts sensation. His movies quickly found a successful template; someone he knows gets hurt/killed/raped, he trains in The Orient and uses his newfound montage-ability to defeat the bad guy using a jump spinning ballet kick. [...]

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What’s The Best Caliber To Shoot Down A PETA Drone?

PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, is mostly famous for exploiting live naked human women to protest the exploitation of dead food. It doesn’t make a lot of sense but not much about PETA makes sense. They deny science but apparently they love technology – especially if it will annoy hunters. They have [...]

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The Science Is Settled: Slimmer Waists On Women Lead To Better Erectile Function In Men

Psychologists in Scotland are not politically correct. While Americans are loathe to state the obvious, in Scotland it is okay to just speak some plain truth – if you weren’t fat, maybe men would not need a chemical boost to be interested. Writing in Archives of Sexual Behavior (where else?!?) two psychologists did some surveys [...]

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The Science Is Settled: Slimmer Waists On Women Lead To Better Erectile Function In Men

Psychologists in Scotland are not politically correct. While Americans are loathe to state the obvious, in Scotland it is okay to just speak some plain truth – if you weren’t fat, maybe men would not need a chemical boost to be interested. Writing in Archives of Sexual Behavior (where else?!?) two psychologists did some surveys [...]

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Muslims Protest Obstacles On Selling Dope To Decadent Westerners

Muslim protesters have set up roadblocks of stones and burning tires in the Bekaa Valley. Another day of hating Jews in Lebanon, right? Nope, they are protesting government security forces out to destroy marijuana fields. Instead of getting real jobs, the ‘farmers’ are demanding compensation…for their illegal crops. Sense of entitlement much? You can see [...]

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